Kevin

Kevin is the CEO.

That title is technically correct, but incomplete.

Kevin is also policy, atmosphere, surveillance, consequence, and an ongoing administrative concern. He is not merely responsible for Southbag. He appears to be embedded within it.

Nobody remembers Kevin arriving.

He was already there.

Kevin makes calls with His Polycom Soundpoint IP355, and checks His email and joins meetings with His Yealink SIP-T58W. It has been said that He carries the Polycom Soundpoint IP355 around when He is outside the office, with an ethernet cable running back to the office's server rack on Floor 3, though these claims have not been verified.